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Tammy Tang spent most of her career as a Color Forecast Recovery Consultant, a profession created specifically for her after a multinational paint company accidentally released three nearly identical shades of orange and triggered a minor corporate crisis. Her recommendations were considered definitive, though no one could adequately explain why.
In the summer of 2003, Tammy disappeared for six weeks and returned with a complete taxonomy of roadside fruit stands organized by emotional atmosphere. The document remains unpublished but is frequently cited in conversations that become unusually specific.
She maintained a standing rule that no major life decision should be made on a Tuesday and refused to enter buildings with overly enthusiastic fountains. Both policies served her remarkably well.
Tammy's apartment contained seventeen lamps, one chair, and a meticulously cataloged collection of novelty postcards depicting extinct attractions. Visitors often described the space as "surprisingly intentional."
She was once voted Most Likely to Know Something She Wasn't Telling You.
The margin of victory was overwhelming.
Tammy declined to comment.
